Torso Tank

A rebel sport senior salesman has been arrested for possessing weapons of mass destruction. A large tank was spotted just down the coast of Warnbro beach early monday morning. The police released a statement later in the week stating that Beau *jangles* Sines had been caught with two large cannons attached to either side of his tauso. He was released last night when it was established that they were just his large, defined arms.